Sunday, August 30, 2009

Listing the mental illness of liberalism.

(I've got a list of You Might Be A Liberal If. . . from another blog. I've decided to add the truth and the reality in bold Parentheses.


You might be a Liberal if . . . (the real truth is. . .):


IQ tests should be used to stop the death penalty, but not to determine admission to AP classes. (hence why we have such complete idiots going to school and coming out bigger idiots)


The Ten Commandments in schools will hurt the children, but “Heather Has Two Mommies” won’t. (So having morals are hurtful while a lifestyle that goes against nature isn't. No wonder we have no moral compass any more.)


African-American, Queer and Women’s Studies prepare young people for good careers, but a biology major is an outdated relic of white, misogynist domination. (I better tell my wife she made a huge mistake getting a biology degree. She needs to get in touch with her hatred and anger against men since we're all evil, stupid, and sexist. Women studies is nothing more than teaching women to hate men.)


College students must protest the President (before Obama was elected), but never challenge anything the professor says. (Since Obama is nothing more than a college professor, this rule still applies. This is the left's attempt to silence free speech against Marxism.)


Math tests are racist, but there is nothing racist about blacks being admitted over more qualified white applicants. (Affirmative Action caters to the moron and the lowest common denominator. The government don't want us to think logically, but to react to their slogans and emotional appeals in order to enslave you.)


Spending 4 years – make that 5 years – repeating your professor’s liberal slogans is a solid education, but demanding that colleges present all view-points and actually teach the subject is “anti-intellectualism”. (See the previous 3 entries. More Marxist nonsense)

McCarthyism was wrong, but black-listing “right-wingers” from ever teaching in college is just plain old common sense. (McCarthy wasn't completely wrong as our current education and media proves. As their totalitarian policies are in place to prevent free and open expression.)


A right-winger is anyone who doesn’t toe the line on all issues. (This one is completely true as defined by the left.)

Education is about “feeling”, not knowing. Logic is the product of white male supremacy in our culture. (Feeling isn't thinking and the government hates a populace that can think. What does Logic, which was created by the Greeks from their experience from Oriental influences have to do with race?)


After spending 5 years in college, you still don’t know when the Civil War took place and you are absolutely certain it had nothing to do with freeing black slaves. (Ignorance is bliss as believed by liberals.)

Meat is bad for you. So is milk. But marijuana gets you ready for your finals. (Remember your brains on drugs public service clips. This proves it.)


AIDS is caused by poverty. So is crime. And membership in the Republican party. (AIDS is caused by bodily fluid transfer. Poverty is created by crime, not the other way around. Membership in the Republican Party could be since millionaires are Democrats by a 2 to 1 margin and yet the Democrats continue to demonize them.)


You march to raise awareness about breast cancer, but believe it’s caused by sexism and infant mortality is caused by racism. (Breast cancer is caused by unknown elements in nature. Sexism or Racism have nothing to do with it. As for research, behind AIDS, breast cancer get the largest grants of money, 7 times more than Prostate Cancer, the cancer that kills the most men. As for infant mortality, that's caused by living conditions which certain segments that engage in risky behaviors that contributes to the mortality rate, not by "whitey")


You want to outlaw cigarettes and legalize marijuana. (Both are bad for your health, but dope makes you an idiot while cigarettes don't because they're mind alterning.)


Global Cooling for 10 years proves that there is global warming. (Better yet, try telling them that the planet is cooling and you're branded as a racist, sexist idiot.)


You fly on private jets, but feel free to tell others to use only one square of toilet paper to save the environment. (Liberals are just a bunch of hypocrites.)


You think that using less toilet paper will be good for the air. (huh? What does TP have to do with the gases in our air? Fewer trees? We plant 5 new trees for every one cut down.)


The best way to care about a disease is to wear a ribbon. You must also prevent pharmaceutical companies from making a profit. (The profit margin is the source behind most of our medical breakthrough during the 20th century. Name one breakthrough that came from socialized health care. Wearing ribbons just makes you look silly and does nothing to finding a cure.)


People should be allowed to euthanize themselves, but not to eat in McDonald’s. (Though eating at McDonalds is a slow euthanasia, liberals are quick to kill the surplus population all the while claiming they're bettering their lives by taking away their choices.)


Career welfare recipients are fat because they can’t afford food. (Most them are eating better than I am and I work.)


You preach to everyone that diversity is our greatest strength, but you paid half a million dollars more for a house in an all-white suburb than you could’ve for the same house in a black neighborhood. (Yea, look at Peloski, Reid, Biden and Obama. Elitists! Yet they're viewed as fighting for the poor while they run as far from them as possible.)


You see racist code-words in all media except in hip-hop singles such as “Kill The White People”. (Stupid is what stupid does.)


You wonder out loud, “Why can’t we all just get along?” (Racists like Van Jones and Wright have made it clear: We're superior to you. While the evil death cult of Islam have made their stance clear: assimilate! Resistance is futile. Otherwise you are to be killed.)


You oppose all racial prejudice, but think all whites are racist, consciously or not. (They are the true racists of the 21st century but because of multiculturalism, hating whitey isn't racism, it's common sense.)


IQ tests are completely invalid and there are no differences between people, except when an anonymous blogger posts that all the Red States have a borderline retarded IQ and all the Blue states are made up exclusively of intellectually gifted people. Then you feel the need to send the blog post to everyone you know as conclusive proof that voting for Democrats makes you smart. (I'm not particularly fond of IQ test. They're just measure a person to break down and analyze. Doesn't make you smart nor dumb. Making an argument like above does. Stupidity is knowing better and concluding contrary or denying facts.)


You greet a black person with, “Yo Bro!” (Just another stupid stereotype. The only person I greet with "Yo bro" is my actual brother.)


Indians created the United States and Europe became great as a result of Islamic influences. On second thought, Europe isn’t great. (Try as I might I can't find the Koran in European history or where the Indians were during the continental conferences. One thing liberals are right about is Europe isn't great. Socialism destroyed that.)


You can’t believe you were so racist as to say that there’s something great about Europe except their Social Democrat parties. (Self explanatory)


Black dominance in basketball is progress, but white dominance in swimming is an outrage. (Showing their hatred of whites to the point whites are to not be excellence in anything. Unless they stole it of course.)


Illegal Mexicans are real Americans. Descendants of our Founding Fathers aren’t. (More hatred of America and trying to give credit to ignorant invaders.)


Racial profiling is wrong, but all serial killers are white and all Mexicans are hard-working family men. (Liberals hate racial profiling because it exposes their stupidity, sedition, and their treason against our republic except against whites.)


US wants to build a wall on the Mexican and not Canadian border because of racism, not because 20 million Mexicans and almost no Canadians cross into the U.S. illegally. (More liberal anti-American hatred.)


There is no correlation between Islamic immigration to Europe and increased anti-Semitic attacks against European Jews. (To liberals, there is no such thing as unjustified hatred of Jews or white Christian as they are the root of all the world's evils.)


Prostitution empowers women, but having a man open the door for you is degrading. (Whatever. More hatred against males.)


You get out of bed, look at your naked body and at your wife’s, and then think: “gender is a social construct that has no basis in science”. (I don't know if it's too much pot or just down right stupidity. If you can't tell the difference here, you're deranged.)


On second thought, you got married in Vermont and your wife’s name is Thomas. (Libs love Gay Marriage.)


Your dog is smaller than your cat. (Why liberals love ankle biters is still a medical mystery.)


You bought your son a doll and your daughter a toy truck just to prove that gender is a social construct. (Libs think there are no difference between the sexes other than the "minor" physical equipment.)


You then gave your son a “time-out” for pretending that the doll is an enemy soldier. Such violence will not be accepted. (And they wonder why we're losing the war on terror. . . I mean man made disasters.)


When your 2-year-old daughter turned the truck into a “tea party” table, your immediate thought was, “I got to her too late and she was already brainwashed by society to think she’s a little woman”. (Liberals hate the truth, don't they.)


Men are bigger, stronger and faster than women because our society is sexist. (No, that's by nature's design. Don't forget women are better at linguistics and have longer stimulus, but that's sexists as well. . . right?)


On second thought, it’s sexist to say that men are bigger, stronger and faster. (No, it's just the facts of life.)


Western women suffer at the hands of men, but Islamic women are greatly respected. (We'll see how they feel when Islamic men here start making demeaning demands of American women here. Then they'll keep the first one, but change the second.)


The only time you’ve ever used the word “choice” was in reference to abortion. School choice or the choice to shop at Wal-Mart should be prevented at all costs. (Liberals don't believe in choice unless it's death.)


If you are a man, your hair is longer than your girlfriend’s. (Liberals hate masculinity so it makes sense they want to look more effeminate than their female counterparts.)


Women should stop listening to their husbands and start listening to you. (Depends. Women, thanks to feminazism don't listen to their husbands anyways. Who's doing the talking here?)


There’s never a reason to hit a woman, unless she’s Ann Coulter or another conservative, in which case, she had it coming for having a mind of her own and disagreeing with you. (Show us the love you have for women. Liberals hatred of conservatives override the proper courtesies for women.)


People are born with a sexual orientation, but gender is a social construct and nobody is really born with male or female qualities. (I'm still waiting for a logical explanation form liberals over this one. I'm not holding my breath on one anytime soon. This is liberals attempt to define human qualities to whatever they want it to be.)


You agree with your cross-dressing friend that “our society” is just “too focused” on genitals in determining a person’s sex instead of determining gender by looking at the person’s clothes. Just because she has a penis instead of a vagina, chest hair instead of breasts and a prostate instead of ovaries, doesn’t mean she’s any less of a woman. (Don't tell that to biologists. Oh wait, they're the evil, male oppressive scientists. My bad.)


Men who are aroused by breasts are abnormal freaks, but homosexuality is biologically normal. (more hatred of males and their biology.)


Men stand in front of toilets only to promote male supremacy and should be forced by the government to sit. (who comes up with this? This doesn't even deserve a response.)


Great spirituality is found in Voodoo, but nothing in the Bible. (Marxist belief that religion is the opium of the people but cutting off a chicken's head and dancing in its blood isn't because it doesn't threaten the state.)


Gay students should be allowed to publicly kiss in class, but Christians shouldn’t be allowed to quietly pray during a break. (Hatred of the founding principles that made this country. When has a state religion ever been created by people silently praying. No, Islam is a death cult, not a religion.)


The Christmas tree should be banned from public view, but that anyone objecting to pornography “only has to look the other way.” (Liberals belief we're entitle to our sexuality and have it plastered all over the place while hating God and His people.)


When a Western woman travels to the Middle East, she should respect their traditions and cover up. When Muslim illegally infiltrate Europe, they have the right to expect the Westerners to adjust to them. If the Europeans don’t, Muslims have every right to riot. (I don't care what the liberals say, they're atheists and believe there's nothing more after our life here, so they rather live under a death cult than die fighting them even though they will be their first target with their beliefs in perversion.)


Christianity is a threat. Islam is a religion of peace. (When is the last time a Jew or a Christian strapped on a suicide bomb and blew up a school, pizzeria or a market? Where in the Koran does it promote peace? Yea, I thought so.)


The Constitution allows desecration of the flag, but makes it strictly illegal to desecrate the Koran. (Christians don't mortally fight back while Muslims do.)


You found where the right to an abortion is written in the Constitution, but cannot find where the Constitution provides for a right to bear arms. (The 2nd amendment gives us the right to bare arms, but socialist can't have an armed civilian populace because it's a barrier to establishing a totalitarian state. Since truth is relative to Marxist, they can put anything they want into the constitution including making the constitution unconstitutional.)


None of the Constitutional Rights you believe in are actually written in the U.S. Constitution. (see above)


Constitutional rights that are actually written in the Constitution are outdated and should be ignored. (Because they don't believe in liberty, but statism.)


The First Amendment’s Freedom of Speech must take a back seat to sensitivity. (They don't believe in freedom.)


You think that the Declaration of Independence is a legally-binding document, but the Constitution should be read any which way you want. (The Declaration of Independence was the foundation of the principals of what was to come later in the Article of Confederation which was a disaster and later the Constitution which was set up to be the supreme law of the land. To liberals, the supreme law is what ever the state determine so they need the constitution to be a living document that's suppose to "change" with the time.)


On second thought, the only thing binding about the Declaration of Independence is the sentence “all men are created equal”. (Created to be equal for potential for greatness. It wasn't meant to mean equal in results.)


You aren’t sure what else the declaration says, but you are sure that whitey had no right to declare independence on Indians’ land. (Huh? This still makes no sense.)


Child molesters can live anywhere and maintain their privacy, but Wal-Mart should be limited to far-away places where children can’t be exposed to it. (Even children as young as 12 are entitled to their sexuality, but not to the evils of capitalism.)


Teenagers can’t control their sexual urges no matter what we do, but child molesters and rapists can after counseling. (So we're all entitled to our sexuality unless it's done by force.)


Counseling is the proper punishment for all crimes except sexual harassment and racism. (And hence we have crimes going out of control.)


McDonald’s should be sued for selling dangerous products, but drug dealers should be released from prisons. (They know how evil red meat, or meat in general is while drugs enhance our minds and should be decriminalized.)


Mumia is a great American, but the Founding Fathers were brutal racists and we should ignore everything they said. (Mumia is a racist murderer pure and simple. He typifies the hatred that racist blacks have and want to be empowered to enslave, if not down right take the Zimbabwe method of down right murder, all whites. Many Founding Fathers wanted to end Slavery, but knew they never get the Constitution ratified otherwise. It was the hope of many that the people would amend the Constitution to eliminate slavery which did happen after the Civil War.)


A five-year-old boy who pulls a girl’s hair should be punished, but gang bangers who are caught with guns should be let go because they didn’t do anything. (This is more racist nonsense since they won't let a white gang banger go all the while getting the message across to boys that acting like boys will not be tolerated.)


Affirmative action is the way to solve racial problems in America. (It only escalates the hatred since it caters to the lowest common denominator. It's morons at the lowest common denominator that are closed minded and pigheaded as well as ignorant to embrace racism in the first place.)


Quietly reading “The Bell Curve” on the bus is harassment, but keying someone’s car for disagreeing with you is activism. (More of their hatred towards those that think and disagree with them.)


When rape and murder statistics go up, you blame poverty. (When most of the time, it's when enforcement of such crime is down)


Society should take responsibility for crime, but the criminals need more understanding. (More it's not in the interest of society to let individuals make decisions for themselves and thus failed them by not making decisions for them.)


We have too many police. If the cops backed off, the ghetto would be pristine (This is what's going on and crime rates are completely going through the roof. The ghetto is the way it is because people don't take responsibility for themselves and feel they have the right to take it from others.)


America and Israel are the only problems in the Middle East. (Yea, the Sunnis and Shieas have been slaughting each other for 1300 years because of American and Israel how? It's that death cult Islam that's the real problem.)


Four year old babies should be frisked at the airport because focusing on nervous young Arabs would be discriminatory. (One TSA worker mentioned how a bomb was put into a baby's bottle so that's why they search. Yea, like the baby put that bomb there and why only white babies? This political correctness to appease the terrorists isn't going to break their resolve on terrorism but make it stronger.)


Hezbollah is a legitimate political party, but Republicans are just a bunch of racist haters who should never be exposed to kids or college students. (And liberals are wondering why things in the Middle East are getting worse, especially for Palistians and why college kids are getting stupider as compared to our Asian competition)


It is wrong to kill terror leaders without a trial, but blowing up buses and airplanes is legitimate resistance. (They fear being killed by them so much, they'll let them do as they please in hopes they won't be targeted.)


Your peace rally consists of supporters of Hamas, Hezbollah and Saddam Hussein. (They then blame conservatives when they end up with a bullet to the brain.)


You say, “Why do they hate us?” when America is attacked and “we’re just furthering the cycle of violence” when we retaliate. (Why we're losing the war.)


You aren’t unpatriotic, but you just can’t remember the last time you sided with the United States … on anything… against any country. (Because America today is evil.)


If you support the United States, you are blind idiot who wraps himself in patriotism. If you support Israel, you fell for Zionist propaganda. If you side with Islamists, you truly understand international politics and your views are intricate and nuanced. (Again, anyone say, please Mr. Terrorist, don't kill me!)


We had no business going to Afghanistan, but bombing Serbia in the 1990s on behalf of Islamic terrorist Kosovo Liberation Army was vital to our national interest. (Now that a racist black man is fighting in Afghanistan, the protesters are silent. Because Liberal wars are good, conservative wars are all evil.)


Truth matters less than feelings. (And we have a over emotional, illogical Alice in Wonderland political body.)


You think Hamas and Robert Mugabe were fairly and democratically elected, but President Bush was not. (It's not about democracy, but which thug gets to rule and the liberals want their thugs in power.)


You tell anyone who’ll listen that our elections are fraudulent and then you fight tooth and nail to prevent states from requiring a photo ID to vote. (They know our election are fraudulent in their favor so when a conservative win despite it, they cry foul. They don't want photo ID to vote because it would greatly frament their power base because the dead, invalid, out of state, illegals, mulitple voters, and pets won't be able to rig their election into office.)


You are more proud of Obama’s race than of John McCain’s refusal to leave his buddies behind in Vietnamese prison. (They're the true racist and have no valor themselves.)


Dan Quayle is the dumbest Vice-President ever because he believed a flash card that misspelled “potato,” but Obama is a genius despite the fact that he believes that we have more than 57 states. (Can anyone stay black racism and affirmative action where a moron is considered a genius while a white man that makes an honest mistake is proof that the white race is inferior.)


You laugh at Dan Quayle, but you still can’t figure out the difference between “your” and “you’re”. (See above.)


Governor Sarah Palin is unqualified, but Daughter Caroline Kennedy and Wife Hillary Clinton were great candidates for the U.S. Senate. (Though Palin was unqualified or was as qualified as Obama, it shows the hyprocrisy of the left.)


You are more concerned about a politician being endorsed by the NRA than al Qaeda and the Socialist Workers Party. (Liberals hatred of America, patriots, and fear of Islamic terrorists.)


All recounts must continue until the Democrat takes the lead, and not a second longer. (Fraud is good if they win. After all, look at how Franken stole the senate seat.)


You announce that you will move to Canada every time a Republican wins an election. (The left hate anyone that disagree with them so much that it's the end of world if they don't win. I'm still waiting for Alex Baldwin to move.)


None of your friends ever voted for a Republican. (Birds of a feather flock together. Would you tell any of these lunatics you vote Republican if you were one of a few?)


People who don’t chat, “Bush Lied, People Died” are all stupid. (Liberals are just plain too closed minded. It's their way or the highway.)


Barbra Streisand knows more about politics than Newt Gingrich. (Or Jolie, Pitt, Penn, or any Hollywood moron. As long as they agree with them that is.)

95% of blacks voting for a black guy is normal, but 55% of whites voting for the white candidate is a sign of how flawed our racist voting system is. (Racism is still alive. Too bad is now believed to be good by those of color.)

You call yourself ‘progressive’ but oppose all progress because somebody might get fired and replaced by a cheap and more efficient computer program. (Big Unions anyone?)

Capitalism is the cause of poverty. (Yet, capitalistic society have the highest standard of living and the lowest poverty levels in the world (except the Philippines because of corruption and relying on the US military and shot themselves in the foot when they kicked them out). While the statist country have the worse.


People aren’t successful, they are privileged. (Because most liberals are Elistist)


People don’t earn. They deserve. (By what the government thinks they deserve as well.)


The Christian Right shouldn’t impose their morality on you, but you want to impose big government on everyone else because otherwise they won’t do the right thing. (This is the old argument in the Garden of Eden where Satan claimed that man can make better decision and determine right from wrong better than God could for them.)

You think that consenting adults can engage freely in every activity except capitalism. (Don't forget Christian practice, free speech, or any individualistic free act.)

You think the case for global warming is proven without a shadow of a doubt, but that we need another century or two worth of evidence to figure out if capitalism and free markets work better than socialism. (You can give evidence til doomsday, they're never accept that personal achievement is greater than taking from the productive and giving it to the parasitic.)

It’s obscene that oil companies are allowed to make 8.3 cents per gallon in profit with gas prices this high, but it’s OK for the government to make several times more than that in taxes. (Same with Cigarettes (10 cents for company, $2.50 for government), and alcohol (5 cent for company, $4.00 for government). Individuals making money is evil but government profiting is good.)


McDonald’s gives people an option to super-size their meal because it is purposely trying to kill black people by giving them heart disease, cancer, diabetes and stroke. (More black racism against any sucessful enterprise. Besides, if you don't like the food, don't eat there. Opps, I suggested personal responsibility again.)

You are steeped in compassion, but never gave money to charity or donated blood. (Compassion is what other people are suppose to do.)

Your favorite sport is soccer. You pronounce it “foot-bowl”. You can’t name a single player or when was the last World Cup. You never actually watched a soccer match, but saying “foot-bowl” seems like a good answer to give when you are drinking your caramel latte with scones. (Though most watched sport, it's boring and most matches end in a tie so the socialists love it.)


Your other interests are Ballet, Opera and Gangsta Rap. (That's an interesting list of interests, but doesn't really prove anything. Except the Gangsta Rap which is nothing more than angery men spewing hatred.)

You favor games where you don’t keep score, run or in any way risk bruising yourself. (You won't have much fun, but everyone will feel better about themselves.)


You really wish to go to India to study spiritualism there, but you wouldn’t be caught dead in a church. (Moral relativism which is the keystone to the logic of liberal ideals are from India. Anything that has absolutes are to be disdained.)


Your car has 8 bumper stickers calling Republicans morons and saying that Bush is a murderer, but that “McCain/Palin” bumper stick you just saw is really offensive so you just had to scratch that car with your key. (Hatred of the right is justified because they truly see such people as evil, stupid and racist and thus deserve anything they get. Free speech be damned.)


You wear a Yasser Arafat head scarf, but laugh at those who wear formal ties. (Terrorist appeasment.)


Playing competitive sports could do permanent harm to teenagers, but smoking weed daily and occasionally trying hard drugs is just something all college students do. (Hatred of Capitalism while dumbing down the youth with drugs.)


Fox News is biased, but Al Jazeera isn’t. In fact, Fox News invented media bias. (Al Jazeera is so bad that they're banned in 7 MUSLIM countries. Some for telling the truth, but most for supporting one thug over another giving bias and downright lies. The only reason Fox is hated is because they're not completely with the program of Obama worship.)


Rush Limbaugh and Michael Reagan are mean-spirited racists and promote hate crime, but Maxine Waters, John Conyers and Louis Farrakhan aren’t and don’t. (Black racism is in, but white orators are out.)


Rush Limbaugh’s listeners are mindless “dittoheads,” but you have never doubted anything that you heard from Michael Moore. (Liberals are more smarter, don't you know.)


Assaulting the President by throwing shoes at him is free speech, but political cartoons about Muhammad aren’t. (More appeasement to the terrorists.)

Freedom of speech means the right to scream when a conservative tries to speak in order to prevent anyone from hearing his views. (He who loudest, is the freest.)


Freedom of speech applies to terrorists, not conservative radio talk show hosts. (Please, Mr. Terrorist, don't kill me. Besides, they truly think conservatives are evil while Islamic terrorist aren't.)

Everyone who disagrees with you must be reported for racism to your employer, university dean and the police. (Because dissent is not to be tolerated by the group that claims to be the most tolerant.)


After making the report, you are shocked that racism is not a crime and that the offender won’t won’t be locked up. (Liberals are just to full of hate and bigotry. Not to mention, that the person will be shut up in some way or will be fired, failed or harassed.)

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